As we continue to dissect your world at large, we proceed to demystify the different types of beloved women that one will encounter in New York City. The beauty of Manhattan is that it is one of the most culturally and socially unique cities in the world. The different types of people that roam the streets are so diverse that any particular taste you have can easily be appeased.

To further an analytical backing to our reports, we also provide a market share analysis for each demographic of woman.

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The Born and Raised City Girl

Where they reside? Upper West Side, Upper East Side, Lower East Side

Market share: 16%

This is the girl that has grown up in the city her whole life, meaning she has aged way too fast. The fast paced life full of distractions that most individuals experience in college, these girls experience during junior high. Growing up fast means that mostly everything has been laid out for her in her life. She most likely went to high school at Dwight or Dalton and then continued her education in NYU, Fordham, or Columbia. She knows everything there is to know about the city. She can be a bit snobby at times, go through a hipster lower east side stage, love to shop, and of course love to party. They were most likely granted admission to at the age of 16.

The Billion-Heiress

Where they reside? Tribeca, Soho, Upper East Side, The Plaza, Time Warner Building, Central Park West

Market share: 7%

This is the girl that has decided to absorb some Western culture and study at a prestigious American University. Whether a long-term lifestyle choice or here for just a few months she will be in and out of NYC as often as she changes her stilettos. As a result of her wealthy and prestigious background, any attempts to impress her through materialism will get you nowhere. Her apartment is most likely one of the best in New York. She loves to eat at the finest restaurants, occasionally sight sees for amusement and of course engages the nightlife Elite. She will be very nice to the people that she knows or come highly recommended. She can also get very snobby when things don’t go her way.

Lower East Side Hipster

Where they reside? Lower east side, Bleecker Street, Houston Street, Goldbar, Anywhere you see street art, East & West Village

Market share: 5%

These girls are the New York City hippies. They have an avant garde sense of fashion, that is sexy when not excessively over done. They love to smoke marijuana and consume a bottle of Merlot on a nightly basis. Hipsters travel in packs and share a very close knit free spirited group of friends. They are extremely friendly and love “chill” people. They are also really into the vintage New York and have a passion for dinner parties during which they all draw on eyeliner mustaches.

Party Girl/Social climber

Where they reside: Meat packing district, 27th and 10th, Lavo, Promoter Apartments, Colleges, Nobu, Mr. Chow

Market share: 10%

These are the girls that love to party with the intent to vigorously climb the social ladder . You can catch them falling over on the cobblestone of the Meat Packing District almost any given night. They average going to about 3 different clubs in 1 night with of course a dinner before paid by their male sponsor. They will bounce from one table to the next always looking for the next guy, bump, drink, gift, or free dinner. Others just love to party and will go to any club that has a big time DJ. They will be the girls that end up with a glow stick in their hand, lollypop in their mouth, and photo on Kirillwashere.com. Drug use can be very high at times.

The girl that’s definitely not from here

Where they reside? University dorms, Midtown, Murray Hill, Upper East Side

Market Share: 12%

This is the girl that you can tell is definitely not from anywhere remotely close to New York. She will either be from the southern states, western states, or even Midwest (generally anywhere where they still raise women with morals). She will have an accent that will come off as cute at first and then get annoying. They are extremely naive and gullible thus making them easy and vulnerable prey for any predatory male. The limelight will astonish them and the sight of a celebrity will have them wetter then Tara Reid in the first American Pie.

Young professional

Where they reside? Financial District, Murray Hill, Upper East Side, Midtown

Market Share: 14%

This is the girl that just finished college from a different state and has moved here to become a young professional. She likes to take care of herself and doesn’t really like to depend on any man. She is extremely focused on her job and is looking to climb up the corporate ladder. She will go out occasionally, but not in excess. You can find this hidden gem at happy hours or at highly rated Zagat restaurants and lounges.

Student

Where they reside: NYU, Fordham, FIT, LIM, Pace, Parsons, Columbia, Baruch

Market share: 20%

These are the girls that go to school here. To them, New York is just one big playground. They come here to have the time of their lives and experience one of the best campuses (that being the city itself). School at times comes second as the limelight does really suck them in. Going out every night becomes a necessity rather then a task. New York does eat its youth and to prove that, there is a 30% dropout rate in New York. The constant pressure of the big leagues can be too much to handle for them at times.

Housewife

Where they reside: Upper East Side, Upper West Side, West Village, Tribeca, Nellos, Central Park East, West, South

Market Share: 17%

It wouldn’t be New York without the housewives of New York. These women are usually older and above 40 years old. They do nothing but just shop all day on Madison or eat lunch with girlfriends at Nello’s. They have extremely rich husbands or have gotten an extremely large divorce settlement, as they didn’t have prenuptials in the ‘80s. The summers consist of the Hamptons. Their role model is Bethany Frankel. They try to feel young and tend to go after the younger men, being frequent visitors of Provocateur, The Gansevoort, and Double Seven.

The single 40 year old

Where they reside: Midtown, Upper West Side, Upper East Side, Nellos, Monkey Bar, Nobu, Boom Boom Room

Market Share: 10%

These are the women that have worked in marketing or public relations their whole life. They start off as the young professional, and as a result of their over assertiveness and ambition, evolve into the 40 year old single girl. They feel that life has passed them by so fast and they regret not getting married earlier. Thus they are frequently out on dates every night looking for the right guy to marry. They manage to be able to talk on the phone for hours and gossip more than anyone. They love to complain about everything, as nothing is ever really good enough.

The model

Where they reside: A bunk bed in a model apartment

Market Share: 5%

These are the girls that come to New York and live in model apartments in hopes of living their dreams of being a model. They are super skinny and extremely tall. Fashion week is as relevant as Christmas, they love to party and don’t have a high amount of intellect. Their stay is usually rather short anywhere about 3-6 months we would say. Drug use can be extremely high amongst some of these women. And many don’t get to live their dream.

Closing thought- As we said New York is a extremely diverse environment that has many different types of women. The rest of the 20% market share is mixed with tourist, cleaning ladies, bridge and tunnel pedestrians, secretaries, escorts and prostitutes. 

 Elite.