Watch A News Reporter Accidentally Draw A Giant Penis (Video)

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This reporter get’s a little cocky….

Apparently there has been a lot of sexual Freudian slips in the news lately. This morning we posted a video about a CNN reporter accidentally claiming humans had hunted dildos into extinction, and now we have a local ABC reporter accidentally drawing a giant penis on a map.

That’s right, while trying to draw a construction route in North Michigan, the reporter drew something that looked eerily familiar to a giant penis. Even Aaron Sorkin can’t write news this good!

Finally a penis in the news that’s not Anthony Weiner’s!

(via Huffington Post)

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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