Watch A Russian Kid Eat An Onion To The Face, Proving Further Why American Children Are P*ssys (Video)

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We posted a hilarious compilation of photos a couple weeks back highlighting the differences between the American and Russian Cultures, and today we have a video. While American children enjoy eating fruits and candy, Russian children apparently like to eat whole onions.

In the video below, watch how Russian children are bred to resist the temptations of crying.

Apparently this Russian child is pledging a fraternity?

So next time you meet a Russian who appears to be emotionless, understand he probably grew up eating whole onions.

For more hilarity from Russia, check out “From Russia With… WTF?! (Photos).”

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Humor Editor at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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