This Guy Chugs A Bottle Of Southern Comfort In 11 Seconds Because He Doesn’t Give A F*ck (Video)

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Need a Monday pick-me-up? This guy chugging a bottle of Southern Comfort should do the trick.

Meet the self-proclaimed “human garbage disposal,” whose life mission is to chug full bottles of whatever his subscribers request. This past week, Southern Comfort was the drink of choice and not only did he chug it, but he did so in 11 seconds.

Meet today’s biggest internet moron:

The things people do for attention…

Although I do have to give it to him, that might have been one of the funniest post-victory celebrations I’ve ever seen.

(via Guyism)

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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