Jason Thompson | Elite.
Jason Thompson | Elite.
Two weeks ago, CBS announced that Stephen Colbert would be taking over for David Letterman on “Late Show” in 2015. So last night, Colbert stopped by the set on a reconnaissance mission and also sat down to talk with the current host. It turns out that Colbert, who had always been a fan of Letterman, […]
Back in February, well known black person Samuel L. Jackson was mistaken for Laurence Fishburne by a KTLA reporter on live television. The interviewer caught a bit of flack because, even if you aren’t racist, not being able to tell black people apart will make everyone think you are. Thankfully we have comedian David Alan […]
What’s the point of procreating, if not to painstakingly Photoshop your infant into a variety of fun environments and activities? It is the right of every parent savvy enough to manipulate images. The child pictured here is too young to protest his overzealous father’s creative output, which is awesome for everyone else. I hope this […]
So, can we officially say selfies are dead now? We tried to make it last — we really did. But I think this picture seals the deal. Let’s find a new buzzword. There is nothing — and I mean NOTHING — more crippling to a social trend than having parents become aware of it. According […]
After about a month of posting every “Frozen” related video on the Internet, we imposed a moratorium on “Let It Go” covers in the humor section. However, we’re lifting the ban one time and one time only thanks to what may be the funniest video to come out of the “Frozen” phenomenon. I’ve always been […]
Poetry readings are great because… I’m sorry, I can’t finish this sentence. I’ve never actually been to a poetry reading and I can’t even come up with a fake reason. If poetry is your thing, I can understand why you’d enjoy them, but they’re just not up my alley. That being said, if more people […]
If the past couple of days are any indication, using raps to teach people how to do things is all the rage because it’s apparently 1996 again. A couple of days ago we had a doctor tell a little girl how to care for her cast using the magic of hip-hop, and now we have this […]
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher could just stop working and make their full-time job doing cute things together. Between the announcement of their engagement, their pregnancy and now doing the world’s cutest kiss at the Pistons- Clippers game this weekend, their relationship alone is enough to keep them relevant. When the kiss cam was put on […]
I’m not sure if I was born this way or if I just became this way after the wear and tear of time, but I really like being alone. I like going to parks by myself and walking for hours alone with my thoughts. I hate going to museums with crowds of even one and […]
You can buy a pack of joints in Colorado and Washington, but they’re way too expensive considering how little joints do for us seasoned smokers. Denver-based shop Medicine Man charges about $120 for 20 pre-rolled, one-gram joints. If some big company like Marlboro were to start selling packs once weed becomes federally legal, however, that […]
The Migos sincerely love buying, wearing and rap-singing about Versace. But does Mutombo? Dikembe Mutombo was one of the beastliest men the NBA has ever seen. He used to block people’s shots in a way that made their loved ones feel pain and disrespect, and then he would waggle his finger in their faces, just […]
With concussions (and many other issues) in football, corruption in FIFA, tanking (and flopping) in basketball, and the remnants of the steroid era in baseball, all of the most popular sports in the US are facing crises of their own. Despite the controversies in professional sports, however, high school athletic participation in the US has […]