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Jason Thompson | Elite.
On the YouTube series “Kids React,” kids react to things. In this episode, to honor the upcoming “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” movie, they react to the ’90s old school version. And so many of them have no idea who these turtles are. Some kids are pretty distressed over not knowing the series, some definitely recognize […]
If you haven’t heard, sex spreadsheets are pretty hot right now. It all started when one woman discovered that her husband had been keeping track of all of the times she turned down sex. That was followed by a fake rebuttal from the wife’s point of view, as well as another picture pointing out the […]
When you live in a city, you quickly learn to block out the constant stream of mediocre musicians and street performers that will assault your eardrums on a daily basis. I’m sure some of them might be talented, but I’m not taking the time to figure out which ones. Joe Costello took to the streets […]
Kim Jong-un, the oppressive North Korean dictator, is not happy about a new viral video from China that photoshops him dancing as a hamster, riding a pig, holding hands and skipping with Osama Bin Laden, and generally doing ridiculous sh*t to the sound of catchy, upbeat music. The rest of the world, though, is happy […]
Infidelity has been responsible for a number of spray-painted trucks, embarrassing signs on clothes and passive aggressive notes, but in most cases people make sure they have solid evidence before taking drastic action. According to Raw Story, a 58-year-old Sadie Bell of Southfield, Michigan, is not most people. Bell was arrested in 2013 after shooting […]
Canada is probably most famous for producing adult contemporary sensation Michael Bublé, who gained his angelic voice thanks to a steady diet of poutine and maple syrup. In my eyes, the country can do no wrong. Unfortunately, I can’t say the same for t-shirts prominently featuring the country’s name on the front. Based on a […]
Earlier today, we reported on a sexually frustrated husband who wasn’t getting enough sex and decided to make an Excel spreadsheet about it. The Funny Sister created an epic response from the female’s perspective, chronicling the wife’s reasons she chose not to have sex with her husband each night. Unfortunately, it’s not the actual wife’s response, but these reasons […]
Group exercise classes are the best way to motivate yourself: Not only are you surrounded by others who feel the same way you do, but you have some scary-ripped drill sergeant barking at you to do burpees and jumping jacks. It’s a lot more motivating to have someone screaming in your sweaty face than it […]
A bride and groom have taken their obsession with “Game of Thrones” to the highest of levels by hosting an elaborately themed wedding celebration, minus the bloodshed of some other “GoT” weddings, of course. Kerry Ford and Darren Prew won a competition to marry in a “GoT”-style celebration staged by Blinkbox Movies. The couple dressed as Daenerys Targaryen […]
NBA free agency is ready to blow, with marquee superstars still undecided on where they want to play for the 2014-2015 season. Among the top guys available, of course, are LeBron James and Carmelo Anthony, but just this morning, a bombshell of a report was announced that has everybody scrambling: Melo and Phil Jackson are […]
There’s this girl I met through a friend of a friend of a friend. Over time, I noticed that everybody knew her: local business owners, organizations. I even saw her on the city’s news channel. I figured she might be some kind of socialite who’s big in the nightlife scene, or maybe her parents are […]
Tom Bond, 20, died after getting high off marijuana for the first time and having a panic attack, causing him to run across a train track as a train was approaching. He was killed instantly. Bond’s father, Andrew, is distraught over the loss of his “best friend.” He said, It’s wrong that he’s gone. The Queensland, Australia, […]