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Where In The World Is Edward Snowden?

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Tyler Gildin

Oh, where oh where has Edward Snowden gone, oh where oh where could he be?

There is currently a world-wide manhunt underway for NSA whistleblower, Edward Snowden, who leaked top secret details about American and British government surveillance programs. We published an article today, “Everything You Need To Know About Edward Snowden,” but there’s only one question we have left: where is he now??

Hong Kong? Russia? Ecuador? Chinatown!? Where the f*ck is he, god damn it!???

In a library?

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On the subway?

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At a Lakers game?

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Rolling face?

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Being a bandwagon fan?

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Winning the Stanley Cup?

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Where the f*ck is he??

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Eh…he’s probably just sh*tting his pants…

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We will find you Edward….we will.

Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin

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