Where In The World Is Edward Snowden?

Where In The World Is Edward Snowden?
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Oh, where oh where has Edward Snowden gone, oh where oh where could he be?

There is currently a world-wide manhunt underway for NSA whistleblower, Edward Snowden, who leaked top secret details about American and British government surveillance programs. We published an article today, “Everything You Need To Know About Edward Snowden,” but there’s only one question we have left: where is he now??

Hong Kong? Russia? Ecuador? Chinatown!? Where the f*ck is he, god damn it!???

In a library?

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On the subway?

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At a Lakers game?

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Rolling face?

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Being a bandwagon fan?

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Winning the Stanley Cup?

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Where the f*ck is he??

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Eh…he’s probably just sh*tting his pants…

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We will find you Edward….we will.

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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