Who’s The Biggest Dick In NYC: A-Rod Vs. Anthony Weiner? (Video)

Who’s The Biggest Dick In NYC: A-Rod Vs. Anthony Weiner? (Video)
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It seems that there’s a major race going on right now in New York City, and we’re not quite sure who’s winning.

In one corner, there’s Yankee’s third-basemen Alex Rodriguez accused of taking performance enhancement drugs, which could keep him out of the MLB for 211 games.

In the other corner, there’s former New York Congressman Anthony Weiner running for Mayor of NYC, who can’t stop sending young women pictures of his penis. The question is, who’s the bigger dick in NYC?

We couldn’t figure out the answer ourselves, so we decided to take the question to the streets of NYC and discover what the people had to say.

The people have spoken, Anthony Weiner is our wiener!

It’s amazing how many people have actually sent dick-pics before. Welcome to the new world of technology!

Photo credit: WENN

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Humor Editor at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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