Who’s The Biggest Dick In NYC: A-Rod Vs. Anthony Weiner? (Video)

Who’s The Biggest Dick In NYC: A-Rod Vs. Anthony Weiner? (Video)
Humor
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

It seems that there’s a major race going on right now in New York City, and we’re not quite sure who’s winning.

In one corner, there’s Yankee’s third-basemen Alex Rodriguez accused of taking performance enhancement drugs, which could keep him out of the MLB for 211 games.

In the other corner, there’s former New York Congressman Anthony Weiner running for Mayor of NYC, who can’t stop sending young women pictures of his penis. The question is, who’s the bigger dick in NYC?

We couldn’t figure out the answer ourselves, so we decided to take the question to the streets of NYC and discover what the people had to say.

The people have spoken, Anthony Weiner is our wiener!

It’s amazing how many people have actually sent dick-pics before. Welcome to the new world of technology!

Photo credit: WENN

Share Tweet
React
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

More In Humor

Also On Elite

Music

These Two Guys Perform A ‘Wicked’ Medley Better Than The Original (Video)

If you’re a fan of Broadway musicals, you’re going to love this video. Singers Peter Hollens and Nick Pitera have come together to make this excellent medley of songs from the hit musical “Wicked.” These guys aren’t Idina Menzel or Kristin Chenoweth, but they’re still pretty damn good. Here’s what Hollens said about the medley: Nick […]

Sports

This USA-Belgium Preview Video Is All You Need To Get Pumped For The Big Match

Straight out of a group that many believed presented an impossible task, the US national team heads into its knockout stage match against Belgium in yet another encounter that will see them compete as underdogs. Indeed, when the red, white and blue enter the Arena Fonte Nova today, they’ll be dealing with a team who […]

World

AP’s Poorly-Worded Tweet Accidentally Announced That Another Plane Had Crashed

The Associated Press caused a mass panic on Twitter when it mistakenly reported that the plane carrying the first round of bodies from Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 had crash landed. The esteemed news agency’s Twitter operator for some reason couldn’t just refer to last Thursday’s tragedy as “Malaysia Airlines Flight 17″ and instead chose “Malaysia […]

World

Answered Prayers: There’s An Uber-Style Delivery Service For Alcohol

Uber is great for when you need quick access to a ride, but what happens when you want quick access to a drink? Chris Vaughn and his girlfriend were bothered by the fact that they could use Uber to conjure up a cab, but not a beer. What gives? Vaughn and two partners founded Saucey, […]