‘Why China Is Kicking Our Ass’: Penis Drawing Machine (Video)

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Let’s all face it, China is pretty much kicking our ass…

Conan O’Brien‘s new segment, “Why China Is Kicking Our Ass,” sets out to explain the reasons why many believe the Chinese currently have a leg up on us. Last night’s reason: people in the U.S. are too busy creating Penis Drawing Machines. Yep, that’s right, a mechanically engineered robot that is programed to draw a penis….America!

Now drawing penises isn’t just for drunk people when their friends are passed out, it’s for machines too!

The things we can accomplish when we put our minds to it. If only we had a penis growing machine…

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Creative Director at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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