‘Why China Is Kicking Our Ass': Penis Drawing Machine (Video)

‘Why China Is Kicking Our Ass': Penis Drawing Machine (Video)

Tyler Gildin

Let’s all face it, China is pretty much kicking our ass…

Conan O’Brien‘s new segment, “Why China Is Kicking Our Ass,” sets out to explain the reasons why many believe the Chinese currently have a leg up on us. Last night’s reason: people in the U.S. are too busy creating Penis Drawing Machines. Yep, that’s right, a mechanically engineered robot that is programed to draw a penis….America!

Now drawing penises isn’t just for drunk people when their friends are passed out, it’s for machines too!

The things we can accomplish when we put our minds to it. If only we had a penis growing machine…

Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin

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