Witness The Amazing Moment A Grandmother Rides A Roller Coaster For The First Time

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I’m really glad that Nana enjoyed the roller coaster. I really am. You’d be hard pressed to find a more genuine and enjoyable reaction than the one on display in this video. I literally outgrew roller coasters years ago, but I know exactly how she feels.

However, if we’re being honest with each other, this was a relatively tame ride. Sure, it had some pretty good loops and inclines, but I want a roller coaster that’s going to knock those spectacles right off Granny’s face.

I want some inverted drops and double looks. I want G forces. I want Nana to ride the kind of roller coaster people her age are strongly discouraged from riding. Light chuckles are one thing — screams of sheer terror and exhilaration are another.

What do you say, Nana? Let’s give the people what they want.

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Connor Toole

Connor Toole is the Senior Humor Writer for Elite Daily, begrudgingly living in New York City and burdened with the daunting task of entertaining the discerning masses online (where he assumes everything is fake by default). He grew up in Connecticut (not the rich part) and graduated from Boston College, where he spent most of his time writing things on the Internet while majoring in a topic he didn't realize he hated until he earned the necessary credits. Standing at 6' 10", he is required by Giant Law to utter "Fee-fi-fo-fum" whenever someone asks him to. His interests include Mark Ruffalo. Feel free to contact him at ctoole@elitedaily.com as long as you aren't annoying.

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