I’m really glad that Nana enjoyed the roller coaster. I really am. You’d be hard pressed to find a more genuine and enjoyable reaction than the one on display in this video. I literally outgrew roller coasters years ago, but I know exactly how she feels.
However, if we’re being honest with each other, this was a relatively tame ride. Sure, it had some pretty good loops and inclines, but I want a roller coaster that’s going to knock those spectacles right off Granny’s face.
I want some inverted drops and double looks. I want G forces. I want Nana to ride the kind of roller coaster people her age are strongly discouraged from riding. Light chuckles are one thing — screams of sheer terror and exhilaration are another.
What do you say, Nana? Let’s give the people what they want.