This Drunk Woman Just Made Dancing Illegal For White People Everywhere (Video)
At the risk of sounding racist, white people are terrible at dancing. They should try to avoid doing it whenever possible.
You might think you’re tearing up the dance floor, but the only tearing up that’s actually occurring involves the people watching you, crying from laughter.
I’m not saying people who lack dancing skills shouldn’t be allowed to dance. I just think they should be forced to watch a video of themselves pulling out excruciatingly ill-advised dance moves, making sure they’re aware of just how dumb they look.
Part of me wonders if the woman in this video would have pulled out these dance moves if she had been given a chance to preview the final outcome, but something tells me she gave up on caring what other people think a long time ago.
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t respect it.