Excuse Me, I’m Up Here: Man Creates Fake Bulge In Pants To Catch Women Staring At His Crotch (Video)

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I don’t think it’s any secret that women like a big package. However, unlike big tits and voluptuous asses, a large bulge is not readily spotted these days.

With baggy pants, winter coats, and just a general lack of size among men, women aren’t very used to seeing an exposed package.

I would say the real comedy of this video comes in the editing: the music, the captions, the red arrows. Okay, I’ll admit it’s kind of funny to watch women check out men like pieces of meat. There, I said it.

H/T: Guyism

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