Excuse Me, I’m Up Here: Man Creates Fake Bulge In Pants To Catch Women Staring At His Crotch (Video)

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I don’t think it’s any secret that women like a big package. However, unlike big tits and voluptuous asses, a large bulge is not readily spotted these days.

With baggy pants, winter coats, and just a general lack of size among men, women aren’t very used to seeing an exposed package.

I would say the real comedy of this video comes in the editing: the music, the captions, the red arrows. Okay, I’ll admit it’s kind of funny to watch women check out men like pieces of meat. There, I said it.

H/T: Guyism

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Lauren “LMoney” Martin grew up with one goal: to be the first woman engineer. Upon finding out there already were women engineers, and unable to pass Calc 1, she chose to study the beautiful and honorable art of advertising. After advertising proved uninspiring, she attempted a career in acting which was over before she could get on stage. And when she failed at everything else she decided to become a comedy writer.

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