Excuse Me, I’m Up Here: Man Creates Fake Bulge In Pants To Catch Women Staring At His Crotch (Video)

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I don’t think it’s any secret that women like a big package. However, unlike big tits and voluptuous asses, a large bulge is not readily spotted these days.

With baggy pants, winter coats, and just a general lack of size among men, women aren’t very used to seeing an exposed package.

I would say the real comedy of this video comes in the editing: the music, the captions, the red arrows. Okay, I’ll admit it’s kind of funny to watch women check out men like pieces of meat. There, I said it.

H/T: Guyism

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Lauren Martin

Lauren “LMoney” Martin grew up with one goal: to be the first woman engineer. Upon finding out there were women engineers already, she chose to study advertising at Penn State University, which led to an attempt at acting and ended in a career as a comedy writer.

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