Worst Coworker Ever Receives 10 Hilarious Formal Office Complaints In A Span Of Six Months

Worst Coworker Ever Receives 10 Hilarious Formal Office Complaints In A Span Of Six Months
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We’ve all worked with that one coworker who is just miserable to have in the workplace. Whether it’s their personality, quirky habits, or sometimes just their face that we can’t stand, this person prevents us from happily performing our job on a daily basis.

Meet David Thorne: he is that guy. In a series of hilarious complaint forms, it seems as if every person at this company has had about enough of Mr. Thorne, especially one man by the name of Simon. These are a couple of years old, but having just stumbled upon them, we couldn’t help but share the hilarity with the rest of you.

These are some of the hilarious complaints:

Using nap time as an excuse not to work…

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Opening other employees’ packages…

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Damaging personal property ….

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Fraud…

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Damaging company property …

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Rearranging office furniture…

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Painting iPhones…

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Being a Belieber…

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Wasting company money…

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Stealing someone’s lunch…

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This David Thorne sounds like a real keeper, eh? Whether these forms are real or not is left to be determined, but if there’s one thing you can’t argue with, it’s that they’re freakin’ hilarious!

Simon and David’s relationship sounds a little familiar…

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Speaking of awful employees who eat other people’s food, check out this Elite TV original video parody.

H/T: Quickmeme

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Tyler Gildin

Tyler Gildin is an NYC-based Stand Up Comedian and the Humor Editor at Elite Daily. He is a Television Radio Film graduate from Syracuse University and performs at clubs and colleges all over the country. He’s been written up and interviewed in publications including Newsday, CBS New York, AOL Patch and SiriusXM Mad Dog Radio. He once forgot to wear his underwear to school in 4th grade, and his mom came and brought them for him in a manila envelope. His teacher opened it in front of the class.

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