The Best Things About Thanksgiving

The Best Things About Thanksgiving
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The Best Things About Thanksgiving

After traveling for hours to be with the people you love what better way to celebrate life’s blessings than by unleashing the inner-fat kid. From carving the turkey to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, the mid-week holiday serves as nothing but a pure luxury.

Aside from seeing relatives that bombard you with impertinent questions and watching football, the tradition has evolved over the decades.

Here are our favorite things about Thanksgiving

Ashton Tyler | Elite.

  • The Jets losing by 40 to the Patriots

  • Putting on your eating pants

  • Pouring gravy over everything.

  • 10. Eating all damn day long

  • Feeling like this guy after

  • Watching football all and trying not to sleep

  • Getting wasted with grandma

  • Pedestrian parades

  • Pretending to care what your family says

  • Having turkey for an entire week

  • Getting some quality time with your best friend

  • Smoking a fat ass blunt after you eat

  • Women giving turkey calls

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