The Best Things About Thanksgiving

The Best Things About Thanksgiving
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After traveling for hours to be with the people you love what better way to celebrate life’s blessings than by unleashing the inner-fat kid. From carving the turkey to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, the mid-week holiday serves as nothing but a pure luxury.

Aside from seeing relatives that bombard you with impertinent questions and watching football, the tradition has evolved over the decades.

Here are our favorite things about Thanksgiving

The Jets losing by 40 to the Patriots


Putting on your eating pants


Pouring gravy over everything.


Eating all damn day long


Feeling like this guy after


Watching football all and trying not to sleep


Getting wasted with grandma


Pedestrian parades


Pretending to care what your family says


Having turkey for an entire week


Getting some quality time with your best friend


Smoking a fat ass blunt after you eat


Women giving turkey calls

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