After traveling for hours to be with the people you love what better way to celebrate life’s blessings than by unleashing the inner-fat kid. From carving the turkey to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, the mid-week holiday serves as nothing but a pure luxury.
Aside from seeing relatives that bombard you with impertinent questions and watching football, the tradition has evolved over the decades.
Here are our favorite things about Thanksgiving
The Jets losing by 40 to the Patriots
Putting on your eating pants
Pouring gravy over everything.
Eating all damn day long
Feeling like this guy after
Watching football all and trying not to sleep
Getting wasted with grandma
Pretending to care what your family says
Having turkey for an entire week
Getting some quality time with your best friend
Smoking a fat ass blunt after you eat
Women giving turkey calls
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