The Age Of Kate Upton And The Death Of The Model

The Age Of Kate Upton And The Death Of The Model
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With Fashion Week approaching, it is only right that we discuss the current state of models. Fashion week for a straight male is an event to be ignored, and rightfully so.It’s the celebration of the production of items we simply cannot understand in terms of their price, use, and value in society.

To men, people who feel the need to look like science projects designed by a couple of people on Acid who were given some rolls of fabric are simply getting in the way of the only reason men treasure fashion week: the models.

For years, the skinny model rained supreme amongst all women. How can we forget seeing Nicole Richie being 90 lbs and Lindsay Lohan’s cocaine fueled pack of bones under skin. This led to the development of freak show runways full of bodies that are not fun or enjoyable but instead frightening to look at: no boobs, no ass, a body so skinny it doesn’t look like it would be able to hold up the weight of the very clothes they are wearing.

Skinny women do not have big tits, and if they do, the body looks so out of proportion the breasts will stick out like some sort of untreated tumor. An upper body similar to a stick figure is something we exactly are looking to get our hands on. We want to feel substance, not bones and veins. A skinny waist may feel good to own, but a waistline that looks so small a basketball player could close his hand around it is just too far.

As a man I ask what type of fucking drugs were we on that we decided to call that “hot” and “sexy” and “chic”?! The only thing those women were possibly good for was walking around as hangers for their clothes, and if you ask me, my clothing hangers at home do a better job getting me off than these anorexic messes walking around like they are something to be admired.  Alas this era has come to an end.

Kate Upton: The Savior

Ms. Kathrine Upton is the voice of the male desire for the classic idea of a perfect female body. She has meat on her bones, and is nowhere near as skinny as the majority of popular models that proceeded her.  She has Double D tits, a solid, firm ass and a figure that matches proportionately.

She has even gone on the record and said ”I’m not going to starve just to be thin. I want to enjoy life and I can’t if I’m not eating and miserable.” Her body is one we want to grab hold of without worrying about her crumbling to bits in our hands.

Kate Upton is treasured by so many men out there because we believe she has the power to influence a change in the modeling industry.If these skinny models knew the degree of worship we have for her curvy, filled out body, the anorexic runway would be no more. She would bring models back to the ideals of the golden age of fashion, where icons like Marilyn Monroe and Anna Nicole Smith achieved levels of fame the thin models could never dream of attaining.

Kate Upton has shaken up the industry and has showed women that they don’t have to be a sack of bones to be considered hot. She brought back an old image but gave it a flare and decided to make it sexy again. Thank you Kate for bringing back the model we all adored.

The death of the model

Models currently have a bad reputation, along with anyone aspiring to break into the fashion business. They have the image of superficial coke heads that have lost any conceptual reality of how human beings view their own appearance. This wasn’t the case until several years ago, when the fashion industry received an overload of extremely skinny women who all felt their bodies would grant them a fortune if they were models. Models are no longer anywhere near as attractive to the average male as they used to be ever since skinny took over the world.

Overly skinny women make our minds wonder too much about how their bodies got that way and how much they actually weigh along with what kind of drugs have to be done in order to not feel hungry all day long with a figure like that. We can’t think about grabbing a hold of them and doing whatever we please for the fear that they might break into pieces within our grasp.

What many have started noticing is that these girls are actually not that pretty with their make up off and the fact that they weigh 80 pounds should no longer be considered sexy. Their astounding weight is all they have to offer for anyone to look at. They cannot perform like a great looking woman should in bed, and they think they are superior because of their job.

They have lost the entire basis of their appeal, and thus cannot live up to the standards they are used to living up to. Their duties in society are going unfulfilled, leaving their male audience hungry and unimpressed.

What men really want

Women are to be drooled over to a point of admiration that it gives men the desire to impress them with every action they make. They are the root of motivation for 90% of a man’s daily tasks. What attracts women is money and some English but mostly money, which is why men work so hard.

For some odd reason the right of us men saying what we think is hot or not was stripped away from us and the power was given to the hands of designers who predict trends and fads in body types.  Guys who don’t even like girls are telling the world what should be considered hot and they are being listened to because they know how to overprice fabric.

Men don’t want those skinny models that are just a sack of bones for multiple reasons. First off, they are most likely not healthy, don’t eat when you take them to dinner and would rather do cocaine, which is what they probably had for dinner the night before. Secondly because they are not what you think they are in bed.

We live in a generation of ass men who love to have a girl with a nice rack and a nice booty to follow. Sex with a current model can be one of the most terrible sexual experiences as all you feel is their bones hitting your body, which in turn can causes rashes and other forms of skin disease.

Lastly, if you have ever watched porn you will realize that there are no girls that are skinny and models. The websites are visited billions times a month, and it is because their stars of the show have some weight on them, complete with the appropriate rack and booty.

So, if you ever wondered what men really wanted just look at the girls they imagine banging on their lonely nights and you will realize the 70 pound coked out model is no where near desired. The alpha men should be dictating what type of girls are hot or not on runways not gay designers.

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