Flight Attendant Explains Why The Mile High Club Is A Bad Idea

Flight Attendant Explains Why The Mile High Club Is A Bad Idea
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For those of you who have yet to gain their Mile High Club Membership, you may want to think twice before applying. A crew member for a four star-rated airline (such as Air France, Emirates, and British Airways) explains why it is a very bad idea to have sex in an airplane bathroom:

“Yes people try to join the mile high club. Let me tell you something, those toilets are FILTHY. Absolute FILTH. People shit in the sinks.”

“I caught a lesbian couple in the toilets,” the crew member added, “we had to get three crew to bang open the door and make them come out. She responded with ‘We were trying to piss’.”

Conclusion? You may want to avoid having sex in the bathroom. You will most likely get caught and embarrassed and, even worse, you may catch a disease or two. But then again… who doesn’t want to climax 25,000 feet above ground?

Paul Hudson | Elite. 

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A young writer, philosopher, and entrepreneur, Paul Hudson has been writing for Elite Daily nearly since the start. Currently located in Manhattan, Paul Hudson primarily devotes his time between writing for Elite Daily and the two entrepreneurial endeavors he is currently pursuing: a mining company in Turkey and a video content platform called lilHub. He loves sharing his life experiences with his readers and makes sure to practice what he preaches.

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