The 20 Types Of Douches You’ll Encounter In New York

The 20 Types Of Douches You’ll Encounter In New York
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In the world’s most influential city, you are sure to encounter a multitude of people that can forever impact your life for the better. However, with 8 million people out and about, you’re also guaranteed to encounter cornballs, liars, and individuals who drain the energy from you.

While it’s fair to give everyone a chance and never okay to be rude to anyone, we must warn you on who you should be avoiding at all costs.

Think we’re wrong? Don’t come crying to us when you realize that we told you so. These are the 20 types of douches you’ll encounter in New York.

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From the sandy beaches of Hawaii, to the streets of New York: Julian has seen it all. His lifetime of travels has given him a broad scope of knowledge and an eclectic taste unlike any other in the tri-state area. Julian has often been compared to cultural icon, The Rock, because of his unequivocal work ethic and warrior-like stature.

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