The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland
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Ever wonder what you get when you pack 27,000 students onto one campus and give them countless ways to lose all of their brain cells? The answer is the home of the Terrapins: The University of Maryland.

UMD offers what many universities cannot: a fine balance between its academics and its social life. College Park epitomizes every “Animal House”-esque film you’ve ever seen, with a strong splash of Long Island and New Jersey. Without further ado, we present the 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland:

1. Everyone is from New York, Jersey or Philly

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

2. When you experience the stir fry from the South Campus diner for the first time

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

3. Girls drink more Zelko than they do water

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

4. The post-bar Jimmy John’s sandwich is the best part of your night

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

5. It comes down to Barking Dog or Cornerstone on Loose Tuesday

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

6. When you make the wrong decision about which bar to go to on Loose Tuesday

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

7. Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse…there is no post-game after Loose Tuesday

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

8. You’ve never lost a battle of Jewish geography

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

9. When you are on a texting basis with the bouncer at the Barking Dog

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

10. Every athlete is riding around on a Vespa…while you walk

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

11. When the students who don’t get into UMD first semester live like royalty at the Varsity

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

12. Frat guys have target practice on Bid Day when girls sprint from the Chapel

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

13. When you find out how many girls in Alpha Phi have nipple piercings

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

14. No one turns the lights off at a FIJI party

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

15. Why go to a football game when you can tailgate

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

16. If a girl needs a shoulder to cry on, the boys in TKE or AEPi don’t mind the friend zone

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

17. “Clowning” is the greatest thing to happen to the guys in Sammy

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

18. You’ve gotten in trouble for drunkenly sticking your hands in the buffet at Shang Hai

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

19. “I promised myself I wouldn’t eat Chipotle again.”

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

20. Bobby’s Burgers changed your life

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

21. When you step into Big Play on any night other than Thursday

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

22. You constantly remember that College Park is sketchy as f*ck

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

23. When you believe in evil squirrels

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

24. When you encounter evil squirrels that are more fearless than NYC pigeons

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland

25. The East Asia section at McKeldin Library is 75% social scene/25% people cracked out on Adderall

The 25 GIFs That Perfectly Describe Going To The University Of Maryland
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Jessica is currently a journalism student at the University of Maryland, College Park. While she may be the youngest on the team, she’s ambitious and knows who she is, and that shows in her writing. She’s never been one to sugarcoat and that is why she is belongs on the Elite team.

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