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The Quintessential Stoner Moments Described By Our Favorite Stoner Friends

Whether it’s getting high and giggling for ten minutes straight, or lighting up and becoming paranoid that we’re seeing things, seasoned stoners have experienced it all.

And who better to laugh with about these classic pothead moments than the people who we enjoy smoking with the most: our blazing movie friends.

From not realizing that you’re driving 20 miles under the speed limit to accidentally torching your eyebrows, here are the quintessential stoner moments as described by our beloved stoner friends.

Forgetting Our Food In The Microwave


Applying Makeup Haphazardly


Running Around Your Apartment Looking For Sunglasses That Are On Your Head


Being Told That You Smell Like Weed


Getting Overwhelmed When Food Shopping At The Supermarket


Intending To Go Out, But Then Getting High And Eating Ice Cream Instead


Unexpectedly Running Into Someone You Know


Hogging: (verb) A High Fog Characterized By Never Getting Off The Couch


Smoking With Your Dealer


Finding A Joint In Your Pocket


Coughing Uncontrollably


Watching An Entire Movie And Never Understanding The Plot


Cleaning Your Piece Instead Of Your Room


Getting Caught By A Parent Who Tells You Their Sh*t Is Better


Stopping To Get A Snack On The Way To Dinner


Realizing How Much Money You Spend On Bud


Failing To Remember What You Needed From The Other Room


Napping To Rest Up For The Evening And Waking Up The Next Day


Finding Out Your Favorite Celebrity Blazes


Reading An Incredible Stoner List


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Laura Argintar

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Laura Argintar is the Senior Women's Writer at Elite Daily. Listed among her achievements are performing stand-up, graduating from the U of M and writing for her favorite publications. LARG enjoys covering women’s topics, watching celebrities ...
Laura Argintar is the Senior Women's Writer at Elite Daily. Listed among her achievements are performing stand-up, graduating from the U of M and writing for her favorite publications. LARG enjoys covering women’s topics, watching celebrities ...

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