The Quintessential Stoner Moments Described By Our Favorite Stoner Friends
Whether it’s getting high and giggling for ten minutes straight, or lighting up and becoming paranoid that we’re seeing things, seasoned stoners have experienced it all.
And who better to laugh with about these classic pothead moments than the people who we enjoy smoking with the most: our blazing movie friends.
From not realizing that you’re driving 20 miles under the speed limit to accidentally torching your eyebrows, here are the quintessential stoner moments as described by our beloved stoner friends.
Forgetting Our Food In The Microwave
Applying Makeup Haphazardly
Running Around Your Apartment Looking For Sunglasses That Are On Your Head
Being Told That You Smell Like Weed
Getting Overwhelmed When Food Shopping At The Supermarket
Intending To Go Out, But Then Getting High And Eating Ice Cream Instead
Unexpectedly Running Into Someone You Know
Hogging: (verb) A High Fog Characterized By Never Getting Off The Couch
Smoking With Your Dealer
Finding A Joint In Your Pocket
Watching An Entire Movie And Never Understanding The Plot
Cleaning Your Piece Instead Of Your Room
Getting Caught By A Parent Who Tells You Their Sh*t Is Better
Stopping To Get A Snack On The Way To Dinner
Realizing How Much Money You Spend On Bud
Failing To Remember What You Needed From The Other Room
Napping To Rest Up For The Evening And Waking Up The Next Day
Finding Out Your Favorite Celebrity Blazes
Reading An Incredible Stoner List
…It’s Over Now
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