The 10 Things Women Need To Realize In 2013

The 10 Things Women Need To Realize In 2013

It’s 2013 and women need to start living like it. No more of this powerpuff girl sh*t. It’s all about being an alpha and assuming the roles that men think they are so entitled to.

Want to be treated as equals? Start acting like it. Drop all of the immature tendencies and focus on yourself. Too often we see women succumb to the pressure of people’s opinions when they should just be out there living for themselves.

Times have changed and ladies need to realize it. This is the time for you to change the standard and take what you want out of your life. Otherwise you will be stuck in the same rut you have always been in.

10. Try to limit your selfies, they’re not that cute.


Today with all the social media in the world, it is easy for women to get caught up in the vanity. We have seen an epidemic over the past year that has developed and took the nation by storm. Yes, we are talking about the infamous selfie. Ladies, it is time to realize that selfies aren’t that cute. For some reason once a woman finds her ‘good side’ she feels that it is appropriate to let the world see that same damn angle with the same damn strand of hair over and over again. Please stop this epidemic before it becomes worse than it already is.

9. You don’t always have to be right.

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When it comes to arguments, especially in relationships, women have chips on their shoulders that they always have to be right and things must always go their way. At the end of the day, your opinion is important; however, you must understand when to stop. We understand you like to push your limits and you want to get as much as you can out of every situation, but there comes a point where you must realize that it’s getting a bit excessive. You need to know when to let things go.

8. Realize that you can get as much as you give.


When it comes to head, know that it is important to receive as much as you give. Don’t just offer that throat if you’re getting nothing in return, honestly it’s pointless. If you’re always willing to go down then you should do it knowing you’re going to get something in return, it just makes the experience more enjoyable. More men like to eat box than you think, so don’t be afraid to get yours.

7. Your life on Facebook is not real, no one actually cares about your statuses.


In the age of social media, everyone wants to be popular. We all want those comments and likes as if they really matter. Ladies, stop concentrating so much energy on your social media, it’s a false reality that this generation has been consumed by. It is easier to let go when you realize that no one really cares about your status or what place you’re going to party tonight. Spend less time on Facebook and more time in the real world. Get to personally know people — it’s a more fulfilling experience.

6. Not every guy wants to be “just friends.”


Ladies, there is a fine line between a guy who wants to be just friends and a guy who wants to give you the pipe. Actually this line is very blurry. Don’t be so naive, he’s not just taking you to dinner and buying you bottles because he wants to be your bestie. If he is spending all this money, any normal man is going to want something in return. It’s best if you know this before engaging with people. Choose the people you call your friends wisely — and when in doubt, know that men are generally looking to lay the pipe.

5. You don’t have to make the same mistake twice when it comes to relationships.


Women spend so much time contemplating and thinking about their past relationships. They talk about how much their exes suck and how douche-y they are. The last three dudes that you dated may have been the worst men in the world and as much as this may be true, it is safe to say that at a certain point you need to realize that it might be just you.

Women have a tendency to date men similar to the one who hurt them the most. Don’t fall into this trap. Stand up for yourself and know that your standards must change. No matter how badly you may need the D, take a long breath, step back and assess the situation. It will work out better for you in the long run.

4. “I was so drunk” is no longer a legitimate excuse to be reckless.


We have all had our YOLO moments when we get blacked out drunk and don’t know what we are doing. This leads to random one-night stands and other things you wish you could take back. However, it’s time you realize your limit. Getting blacked out and sloppy is not cute. Why get sloppy and mess up all that makeup you spent hours pasting onto your face?

Also drinking does lead to many unnecessary mistakes, so stop the problem before it starts. “I was too drunk” is no longer a good enough excuse for your mistakes. At the end of the day, you know your limit and no matter how good the drink he is offering you is, if it’s going to put you over the top then just politely refuse.

3. Be healthy and learn how to cook for yourself.


Many women get offended when they are told to cook. However, when it comes to this, ladies you should begin to think about yourself. Buying 3 or 4 meals on a daily basis could get quite expensive. Not only that, but eating processed food is not good for your health. Now, I’m not telling you that you all have to be culinary experts, but there is nothing wrong with knowing how to prepare a few healthy meals just to break the mold. Also there is no quicker way to a man’s heart than through his stomach.

2. You don’t have to be in a relationship to be happy.


For some reason women have this false idea that they must be in a relationship to be completely happy. While it is great knowing that there is always that one person around whom you can confide in and obtain satisfaction from, there are other ways to go about this than clinging to one person for the sake of it.

Relationships can be very limiting at times both socially and sexually. Break free from the mold and explore the world. Find people who enjoy your company as much as you enjoy theirs and go for it. Don’t hold back.

1. Have more orgasms.

Ladies, in this day and age get it any way that you can. There is no reason for you to be walking the streets unsatisfied. There are plenty of men out there who can give you the satisfaction you deserve. Don’t be shy, explore your sexuality, it’s the only way you’re going to grow fully.

Go out there and get yours. Know that there is nothing wrong with a woman who is seeking to understand her sexuality, we all go through it. So just embrace it and do you.

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