The Absolute Worst Band Names Of All Time

The Absolute Worst Band Names Of All Time
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Coming up with a band name can prove to be difficult, but there truly is no excuse for these 15 bands.

One can only imagine what inspired some of the following band names…we, however, would prefer just to laugh at them.

Without further ado, here are what we feel to be The Absolute Worst Band Names Of All Time.

Happy Friday!

15. Cherry Poppin Daddies

14. Rotting Christ

13. Dogs Die In Hot Cars

12. Showaddywaddy

11. Bowling For Soup

10. Crazy Penis

9. Cradle of Filth

8. Sunflower Dead

7. The Prep School Tragedy

6. Dragged Into Sunlight

5. Malicious Dismemberment

4. Skating For Satan

3. Disfiguring The Goddess

2. Blondes Make Better Victims

1. A Fucking Elephant

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