EDM-Harmony? There Is Now An EDM Dating Site

EDM-Harmony? There Is Now An EDM Dating Site
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WHAT THE LITERAL F*CK? Society has reached a new low in the dating world as a website called EDM Date has been created. Is there an age requirement on this site? Can humanity get any more desperate? Will this prevent creepy ass guys who are rolling their faces off from touching unsuspecting girls at shows?

The EDM community should be utterly mortified at such a creation. What kind of people do you think even use a website like this? Do you even want to find out?

I most definitely do not. I literally cannot wrap my head around this concept. People need to grow up and make some friends to go to concerts with, not fiend for some online.

Does this even sound like a fun date? How are you supposed to get to know the other person while music is blasting in your ears? Plus there’s always those 30 things everyone hates about raves.

If you need a site such as this to get laid, you should start working on every aspect of your life IMMEDIATELY. Get your priorities in order, get your mind on track and seriously just get a life. It’s not that hard to go out and meet someone at a bar, even if it’s only for that night.

I can guarantee you that any “relationship” that stems from participation on this website is not going to last very long; honestly, it’ll probably just last as long as your roll does.

Have we seen it all? Can it get worse from here? I really, truly hope not because this seems like the bottom of the barrel to me.

Top Photo Courtesy: EDM Date

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Ashley comes to Elite Daily from the happiest valley in State College, Pennsylvania. She was born and raised between New York and South Florida, but spent the most fun years at Penn State. Her time spent there proved you can have the best time of your life by doing things you can't remember while simultaneously pursuing a political science degree. She divides her time between binge-watching “Entourage,” giving unwanted opinions and convincing herself that she will one day marry Dwyane Wade. For more unadulterated fun follow her on Twitter and Instagram at @Disco_Infern0.

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