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This Japanese 9-Year-Old Girl Is More Metal Than You'll Ever Be (Video)

by Doran Miller-Rosenberg

Enemies of metal, your death is our reward!

The chosen one has arrived. The one the prophecies foresaw. The one who will change metal, music and the geopolitical structure forever. The dark one is a smiling 9-year-old, named Li-sa-x.

She may look adorable, but when she's standing on top of a mountain of skulls, tapping her toes on the bones of her enemies, you will all know the truth.

She won't be a merciful god of metal; she will be an evil, nefarious tyrant, just as the Norse gods of metal command.

Her influences are Guthrie Govan and Paul Gilbert. It's going down. Nuff said.

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