Bill Clinton Drew Dicks And Limousines On Secret Documents When He Was President (Photos)

Bill Clinton Drew Dicks And Limousines On Secret Documents When He Was President (Photos)
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In the political realm of things you really, really couldn’t make up even if you wanted to, it appears Bill Clinton used to draw penises on secret documents.

Yes, the 42nd President of the United States and the man infamous for receiving a blowjob from Monica Lewinsky while in the Oval Office, drew male genitalia in addition to a slew of other gnarly cartoony images. His limousine drawing is absolutely top-notch.

Guccifer has leaked Bill Clinton’s epic doodles after hacking the Clinton Library, and we must say, we’re happy they’re in the light now as his renditions of the American flag and the male anatomy are absolutely hilarious.

After saying earlier this week that he never denied smoking marijuana (even though he totally did), Bill Clinton continues to earn cool points in our book, especially with this new revelation. Who knew he had so much in common with Jonah Hill’s character in “Superbad”?

Drawings courtesy of Gawker/Guccifer, to see full series of drawings click here. 

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Via: Huffington Post, Top Photo Credit: WENN

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