Chuck Norris Says Obama’s Reelection Will Bring “1000 Years of Darkness”

Chuck Norris Says Obama’s Reelection Will Bring “1000 Years of Darkness”
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Chuck Norris Says Obama’s Reelection Will Bring “1000 Years of Darkness”

Talk about an extreme. In a new PSA supporting Mitt Romney, legendary action star Chuck Norris and his wife Gena offer what’s supposed to be an urgent warning to American voters – reelect President Obama, and we’ll be allowing the country to “go the way of socialism” and subjecting it to, as Ronald Reagan suggested in a speech long ago, “1000 years of darkness.”

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