Obama’s Cadillac Is A Beast

Obama’s Cadillac Is A Beast
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President Obama’s Cadillac STS may look like just another caddy from the outside, but on the inside it is so hooked up that it could brush off a direct hit from an RPG.

And only for a cost of $300,000. It’s so hooked up that Secret Service Agents gave it a nickname: The Beast. Here are some of its features:

· It is completely sealed off in case of a biochemical attack.

· The fuel tank is completely incased in foam so it won’t explode- not even if it takes a direct hit.

· The trunk contains fire-fighting equipment and oxygen supplies.

· There are even rumors that there is a supply of blood on board matching the president’s type.

· It has night vision lenses and tear gas.

· There is a Remington shotgun handy- just in case.

· The tires are Kevlar-enforced, shred-resistant and puncture resistant. Even if they do get punctured, the steel wheels will keep on rolling.

· The body is reinforced with aluminum, steel and titanium, overlapping so that there are literally no weak spots.

· The doors are reinforced with 8-inch thick armor plating.

· The windows are also, of course, bulletproof.

Paul Hudson | Elite. 

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A young writer, philosopher, and entrepreneur, Paul Hudson has been writing for Elite Daily nearly since the start. Currently located in Manhattan, Paul Hudson primarily devotes his time between writing for Elite Daily and the two entrepreneurial endeavors he is currently pursuing: a mining company in Turkey and a video content platform called lilHub. He loves sharing his life experiences with his readers and makes sure to practice what he preaches.

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