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Obama’s Cadillac Is A Beast

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Paul Hudson

President Obama’s Cadillac STS may look like just another caddy from the outside, but on the inside it is so hooked up that it could brush off a direct hit from an RPG.

And only for a cost of $300,000. It’s so hooked up that Secret Service Agents gave it a nickname: The Beast. Here are some of its features:

· It is completely sealed off in case of a biochemical attack.

· The fuel tank is completely incased in foam so it won’t explode- not even if it takes a direct hit.

· The trunk contains fire-fighting equipment and oxygen supplies.

· There are even rumors that there is a supply of blood on board matching the president’s type.

· It has night vision lenses and tear gas.

· There is a Remington shotgun handy- just in case.

· The tires are Kevlar-enforced, shred-resistant and puncture resistant. Even if they do get punctured, the steel wheels will keep on rolling.

· The body is reinforced with aluminum, steel and titanium, overlapping so that there are literally no weak spots.

· The doors are reinforced with 8-inch thick armor plating.

· The windows are also, of course, bulletproof.

Paul Hudson | Elite. 

Paul Hudson

Paul Hudson

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