The Foolproof Guide To Getting Lucky Based On Your Date’s Political Views
Finding love is difficult for everyone, but it’s especially difficult for the politically inclined.
In terms of romantic compatibility, political views can be extremely important. And it can get really awkward (really fast) if you go out on a date with someone, get to talking about major issues and find you don’t see eye-to-eye (particularly if you’ve both been drinking).
Politics are very personal, but an individual’s views aren’t always immediately apparent.
That’s precisely why Clover Inc. took the time to compile data that could help single people find dates who share their political views and interests (and just in time for Valentine’s Day).
After analyzing data from 700,000 people aged 18-65, Clover was able to concoct a step-by-step guide for having a great date (and maybe getting lucky) based on your date’s political outlook.
Step 1: If you’re a Democrat, puff, puff pass. If you’re a Republican, lock and load.
Step 2: If you’re a Democrat, learn how to freestyle. If you’re a Republican, rock some cowboy boots.
Step 3: If you’re a Democrat, start drinking Pumpkin Spice Lattes. If you’re a Republican, start singing in the church choir.
Step 4: If you’re a Democrat remember to bring/use protection. If you’re a Republican bring/use bug spray.
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