Snoop Dogg Should Never Be Allowed To Vote

Snoop Dogg Should Never Be Allowed To Vote
Politics

According to rapper Snoop Dogg (okay fine, Snoop Lion), the upcoming election is between a “white ni**a” who’s a “Mormon [who] ain’t got no hoes,” (aka Mitt Romney) and a “black n**a” who has “hugged Beyonce before and sniffed her neck” (aka Barack Obama).

For Snoop, it’s a pretty clear call who’s getting his vote. Snoop Instagram’ed a list of reasons why Obama deserves his vote and Mitt Romney doesn’t. This just shows why celebrities should never get involved in politics nor why no one should even listen to their opinions.

Great job Snoop at successfully being a great role model to all the new voters out there. The future of this country looks extremely bright if we all take voting advice from Snoop Dogg/Lion.

Preston Waters | Elite. 

Photo Credit: Chelsea Lauren/Getty Images

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