New App Makes Users Lick Their Screens To Learn How To Go Down On Girls

New App Makes Users Lick Their Screens To Learn How To Go Down On Girls
Technology
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

We admit it, ladies.

As much as we may love spending time with our old buddy Colonel Angus, the majority of us have no clue what we’re doing down there.

If only there were some training regimen to strengthen our licking techniques, one that could turn any tongue-twisted amateur into a professional muff diver.

There aren’t any lesbians willing to hold any seminars, but a San Francisco team has given us the next best thing in the form of an app appropriately called Lick This.

lick-app-elite-daily

Using simple touch-screen technology, the app engages users in a series of tongue exercises such as flicking a light switch and turning a crank by literally licking the screen.

If it sounds odd, that’s because the creators obviously did not take Lick This too seriously.

“Do we think you’ll be a better lover because of it? No,” co-creator Chris Allick told Fast Company. “Do we think it’s an interesting approach to human computer interaction and making people think about their sexuality and maybe start a conversation? Totes.”

The team works at Goodby, Silverstein & Partners, but goes by the name Club Sexy Time.

According to Fast Company, they came up with the idea for Lick This at the Dali Museum.

“We were in a surrealist mindset,” says Allick.

Their first idea was an app called “The Lick Olympics,” but co-designer Pablo Rochat quickly “figured, correctly, that people would gravitate towards bawdy humor more than just the fact you can lick your phone.”

Licking your screen obviously sounds a little dirty, so Club Sexy Time advises users to cover their phones in plastic wrap before engaging.

3027145-slide-s-2-lick-app-tongue-safe-sex

The app features just three exercises at the moment but the team promises more are on the way.

“People in the office have contributed other options,” says Rochat. “Moving a zipper up and down, solving a maze, ringing a doorbell.”

We especially recommend Lick This for Samsung users as opposed to Apple customers since you never know when you’re going to run into someone with a bit more to work with, if you catch our drift.

via Fast Company, Top Photo Courtesy: Club Sexy Time

Share Tweet
React
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Sean Levinson

Sean Levinson loves writing almost as much as he loves ranting about politics. Elite Daily lets him do both, and he couldn't be happier now that he's finally putting his years at SUNY New Paltz to good use. When he's not writing, Sean enjoys nature excursions, playing the guitar and the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Look for him on "Real Time with Bill Maher," where he regularly appears in his most precious fantasies.

More In Technology

Technology Connor Toole

Crib Toys That Let Babies Take Selfies Will Ruin The Next Generation

You’ve probably never wondered why there’s no technology out there that allows babies to take selfies. Because of all the niches that exist in the world today, that’s probably the last one that needs to be filled. That doesn’t mean people aren’t trying. According to the International Business Times, a Dutch designer has introduced the […]

Technology Sean Levinson

Drone Ambulances Could Make It To People Faster And Save More Lives

A Belgian engineering student has designed a drone equipped with a defibrillator meant to service victims of cardiac arrest. Ambulances can take as long as 10 minutes to reach their destination, says 23-year-old Alec Momont, which is why just 8 percent of the 800,000 people who have heart attacks each year in the European Union survive. […]

Technology Sarah Knight

iOS 8.1: Another Day, Another Disappointing Apple Update

Just over a month ago, we saw Apple’s unveiling of the iPhone 6 and 6 Plus, along with its new operating system, iOS 8. While most people seem to be pleased with their new iPhone purchases, some have been unhappy with the new operating system. Unfortunately, I decided to be an early adopter of the […]

Also On Elite

World

San Francisco Tour Guide Goes On Racist ‘F*ck Chinatown’ Rant (Video)

The phrase “going out with a bang” seems to have been given new life by one San Francisco bus tour guide on her last day at work. In a video filmed by a tourist riding the bus, the beer-brandishing tour guide launches into a racist rant about the turtles and noise of Chinatown’s residents. The […]

Humor

These Kangaroos Fighting Each Other Set To Classical Music Is Perfect (Video)

This is really what the Internet is all about, folks. I humbly present two kangaroos fighting on the street set to Johann Strauss’ “The Blue Danube Waltz.” This is the Ali vs. Liston of kangaroo street fights. But, somehow, with the classical music under it, the whole thing seems rather serene. Also, as an aside, […]

Sports

Giants Tight End Larry Donnell Lost In Fantasy Because He Didn’t Start Himself

Whatever happened to believing in yourself? That’s a valuable lesson the Giants breakout star, tight end Larry Donnell, learned in week four of his fantasy football league. The undrafted second-year player out of Grambling State benched himself going up against the Redskins last week, opting to start 49ers’ tight end Vernon Davis. Donnell would go on […]

Food

23 Delicious Halloween Candies That Look Too Spooky To Eat (Photos)

Ah, Halloween! Candy, costumes and of course, more candy. Let’s face it, not much has changed about the festive holiday — and that’s a good thing! Remember waking up for elementary school, sliding into your legendary Halloween costume and having to sit in class all day long, just counting down the hours until you could […]

Food

Please Make It Stop: Pumpkin Spice Lattes Are Now A Deep-Fried Snack (Photos)

There is only one thing that could make pumpkin spice even better: deep-fried. The Amy, the evil genius behind food blog Oh, Bite It!, recently posted a recipe for deep-fried Pumpkin Spice Latte bites. My mind (and potentially my arteries) can’t even fathom this tasty-looking snack. I can almost smell the cinnamon now. Amy’s taken […]

World

Truck Carrying 44,000 Pounds Of Miller High Life Gets Stolen At Pit Stop

A semi containing 44,000 pounds of Miller High Life was stolen from a Florida truck stop on Monday. Truck driver Van Thomas had parked his vehicle at an Orange County truck stop, his last stop before his destination in Orlando. Thomas was in tears when he spoke to reporters, mostly because he had just started […]