33-Year-Old Man Spends Nearly $100,000 On Plastic Surgery To Look Like Justin Bieber

33-Year-Old Man Spends Nearly $100,000 On Plastic Surgery To Look Like Justin Bieber
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A 33-year-old man has spent nearly $100,000 on over five years of plastic surgery to make him look like Justin Bieber.

Complex reports that Toby Sheldon, a professional song writer, has spent his life savings on a series of facial operations so he can have Bieber’s eyes and smile.

Before you throw up, please remind yourself that this individual is clearly one of the many mysterious beings who mistakenly believes that healthy adult males actually look better after plastic surgery.

Or he could have had some traumatic experience as a child that made him hate the sight of his own face, which would be entirely plausible yet all the more messed up.

Either way, it’s impossible to deny that the guy’s new face not only looks like something out of a horror movie, but is also far less attractive than the one he was born with. As most ladies would agree, his old face could probably have landed him plenty of partners if he weren’t so damn insecure.

Props to Complex for recognizing that the fictional character Sheldon resembles most is the puppet version of Matt Damon from “Team America: World Police.

After pondering why anyone would want to do something like this, I then realized that only one word could possibly explain the motivation behind these surgeries.

Ready folks? Say it loud, say it proud: AMERICA!

Via: Complex, Top Photo Courtesy: The Sun

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