The Alabama Teabagger Pleads Guilty, Will Be Sentenced

The Alabama Teabagger Pleads Guilty, Will Be Sentenced
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The Alabama Teabagger Pleads Guilty, Will Be Sentenced

Everybody has gotten drunk and made some regrettable decisions in college, but one University of Alabama football fan will have much more than a hangover to remind him of his idiotic actions.

A cell phone video showing an Alabama fan, who would later be revealed as Brain H. Dowing, teabagging an unconscious LSU fan has led to criminal charges being filed.

Downing has pleaded guilty to two counts of obscenity for his nut-draping ways after Alabama beat LSU in the BCS national title game in New Orleans last January.

Prosecutors are calling for a two year jail sentence for Dowing.

If you missed it, here’s the original video:

Let it be known, that while teabagging may be considered funny in some circles, karma may have Bubba teabagging you in jail as a result.

Stephen Willard | Elite.

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