Apocalyptic-Themed Survey Delivers Hilarious Results From Men Facing ‘Extinction’

Apocalyptic-Themed Survey Delivers Hilarious Results From Men Facing ‘Extinction’
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Apocalyptic-Themed Survey Delivers Hilarious Results From Men Facing ‘Extinction’

With the end of the world nigh, the question is: What do you want to do before we all go out with a bang? This is the question recently asked by Pornhub; they surveyed over 2,000 men asking them what they wish they could do before their final days on this beautiful planet. Here are the results:

• Sleep with your best friend’s mom/girlfriend (28%, 601 Votes)

• Star in an adult film (17%, 368 Votes)

• Punch annoying children in the face (13%, 280 Votes)

• Travel the world (12%, 248 Votes)

• Be brutally honest to everyone, including your boss (7%, 140 Votes)

• Overindulge in narcotics and alcohol (6%, 121 Votes)

• Masturbate in Vatican holy water (6%, 118 Votes)

• Get naked in public places (5%, 103 Votes)

• Loot storefronts and steal a car (3%, 58 Votes)

• Finally get that sex change (2%, 48 Votes)

• Teabag your ex’s grandma (1%, 24 Votes)

Paul Hudson | Elite. 

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