Drunk people tend to do dumb things, but this is exceptional. Miami-Ohio student Craig McIntire was spotted urinating in an alley by an Oxford police officer, who ordered him to stop.
McIntire ignored the cop and kept right on pissing, the whole while swaying back and forth as if he were part of a sing-along. As soon as he was done, he hit the ground running, but tripped and fell flat on his face.
Police took the heavily intoxicated student into custody, and he put up a fight the entire time. Things took a turn for the hilariously disrespectful when McIntire asked an officer to pull over—so he could slap him in the face with his penis.
Although funny, someone should’ve slapped some sense into McIntire. He was charged with resisting arrest, public intoxication, and obstructing official business.
At least he has a story to tell.