The Average Penis Sizes By Country May Or May Not Shock You (Photo)

The Average Penis Sizes By Country May Or May Not Shock You (Photo)
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This chart created by humor website 9gag is based on the average penis sizes around the world, and everyone’s probably pretty jealous of Congo right now.

The original page doesn’t say where the statistics come from, but they definitely support some socially-perpetuated stereotypes.

The US is below the global average and if it’s assumed the rest of Western Europe hovers around the same range as Germany, I guess we can’t be surprised too when our girlfriends tell us they’re studying abroad for six extra semesters.

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Sean Levinson loves writing almost as much as he loves ranting about politics. Elite Daily lets him do both, and he couldn't be happier now that he's finally putting his years at SUNY New Paltz to good use. When he's not writing, Sean enjoys nature excursions, playing the guitar and the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Look for him on "Real Time with Bill Maher," where he regularly appears in his most precious fantasies.

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