Brazilian Prostitutes Are Learning English To Prepare For The World Cup

Brazilian Prostitutes Are Learning English To Prepare For The World Cup
World
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

In order to prepare for the foreign soccer players who will be visiting for the World Cup in 2014, prostitutes residing in Sao Paulo, Brazil are going to take free English classes to better serve their prospective clients next year.

According to Cida Vieira, president of the Association of Prostitutes in the city of Belo Horizonte (yes, that really exists), around 20 whores are signed up to learn English, and she expects at least 300 of the group’s 4,000 members will do the same.

The association is organizing the classes and hiring teachers with the money their employees make.

“I don’t think we will have problems persuading English teachers to provide services for free,” she said. “We already have several volunteer psychologists and doctors helping us.”

“It will be important for the girls who will be able to use English to let their clients know what they are charging and learn about what turns them on,” Vieira said by telephone.

“And for the same reasons we are also thinking of offering free French and Italian classes,” she added.

Belo Horizonte’s 62,000-seat Mineirao Stadium will host three matches of the Confederations Cup and six games of the World Cup.

These prostitutes just keep getting harder to resist. There’s nothing sexier than a chick with eight teeth speaking broken English into your ear as you bust all over her mustache.

Sean Levinson | Elite. 

Share Tweet
React
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Sean Levinson

Sean Levinson loves writing almost as much as he loves ranting about politics. Elite Daily lets him do both, and he couldn't be happier now that he's finally putting his years at SUNY New Paltz to good use. When he's not writing, Sean enjoys nature excursions, playing the guitar and the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Look for him on "Real Time with Bill Maher," where he regularly appears in his most precious fantasies.

More In World

World Alexia LaFata

Tinder Date Turned Rape: Man Allegedly Sexually Assaults Woman After Meeting On App

After a seemingly innocent mutual right-swipe on Tinder, a date between an unsuspecting woman and a 22-year-old massage therapist turned violent. According to the East Baton Rouge Parish Sheriff’s Office in Louisiana, this date was the victim’s first encounter with Jacob Hirsch Witz, or “Jake,” a man she’d met through Tinder. The two planned to rendezvous at […]

Also On Elite

Women

What ‘Having It All’ Really Means For Gen-Y Women Managing Jobs And Relationships

Women who have it all are often envied. However, it’s always puzzling to discover that most of these gorgeous and accomplished women are still single, while their less intelligent and attractive counterparts find long-lasting relationships. There are two commonly cited reasons for the singlehood of these women. Firstly, it could be due to negative media […]

Goods

This Solid Gold Godzilla Replica Will Only Cost You $1.5 Million (Photo)

If you happen to have $1.5 million lying around in your sprawling mansion somewhere, you might want to order one of these things for your dining room table or nightstand. To mark the 60th anniversary of “Godzilla,” Tokyo-based jeweler Ginza Tanaka decided to offer up this $1.5 million, solid gold replica of the giant reptile. According […]

Women

15 Things We Learned From Carrie Bradshaw About Sex And The City

Carrie Bradshaw is the ultimate New York “It Girl.” She taught us everything we know about Manolo Blahnik, cosmopolitans and hailing a cab. She is the epitome of style, class and beauty, both inside and out. Almost everyone has met a woman who walks around Manhattan channeling this 90s icon. Not only did Carrie teach us […]