If you think your favorite sports team has the creepiest mascot of all-time, you haven’t seen anything yet, as a mascot for a recent event in Brazil will have you feeling dumbfounded.
A recent event held by the Associação de Assistência às Pessoas com Câncer, a Brazilian non-profit that helps people, young and old, with cancer, had a bizarre mascot that was used in order to raise cancer awareness.
Since testicular cancer is a major deal, “Mr. Balls,” a mascot depicting a scrotum the size of an adult human male was seen at the event posing for pictures with little girls and just being creepy in general.
If you don’t want to look at the image, think of Mr. Balls as if the Grimace and the Hamburglar had a child… and it was a pair of balls.
We’re not sure if the tightly wound pubic hairs are the grossest part or if it’s Mr. Balls’s propensity to pose with young girls while donning a smile only nightmares could conceive.
According to The AAPC website with some help from Google Translate, “Both children and adults loved taking pictures with the mascot, a friendly snowman in the shape of testicle.”
We’re going to stick to Mr. Met.