A British Tabloid Has Found The Missing Malaysia Airlines Flight… And It’s On The Moon

A British Tabloid Has Found The Missing Malaysia Airlines Flight… And It’s On The Moon
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We’ve been looking all across the Indian Ocean and every tiny island in its proximity for missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370, but it somehow never dawned on us to search the most obvious place.

We are elated to report that Flight 370 has been found, and we have British tabloid the Sunday Sport to thank for opening our eyes.

And to think, we spent all this time searching the depths of the oceans when all we had to do was look up.

Is our generation too desensitized towards tragedies like this?

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