The Coolest Kid In The World

The Coolest Kid In The World
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The Coolest Kid In The World

You’re looking at, hands down, the coolest kid in the world. Homeboy is stunting on your whole life with his Pokémon ensemble — down to the iPhone case.

This kid has clearly caught them all — the bitches, that is.

That’s right, this kid gets more ass than you, AND he has all eight gym badges. He’s a Pokémon master with a degree in pimpin’.

Take notice, everyone; this is your invitation to stepping your game up. This kid wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was, and succeeded.

Robert Gordon | Elite.

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