You’re looking at, hands down, the coolest kid in the world. Homeboy is stunting on your whole life with his Pokémon ensemble — down to the iPhone case.
This kid has clearly caught them all — the bitches, that is.
That’s right, this kid gets more ass than you, AND he has all eight gym badges. He’s a Pokémon master with a degree in pimpin’.
Take notice, everyone; this is your invitation to stepping your game up. This kid wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was, and succeeded.
Robert Gordon | Elite.