The Coolest Kid In The World

The Coolest Kid In The World
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You’re looking at, hands down, the coolest kid in the world. Homeboy is stunting on your whole life with his Pokémon ensemble — down to the iPhone case.

This kid has clearly caught them all — the bitches, that is.

That’s right, this kid gets more ass than you, AND he has all eight gym badges. He’s a Pokémon master with a degree in pimpin’.

Take notice, everyone; this is your invitation to stepping your game up. This kid wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was, and succeeded.

Robert Gordon | Elite.

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Robert Gordon

Hailing from Queens, New York, Robert Gordon can be found running the World News section of Elite Daily or roaming NYC on photographic expeditions. A diehard sports fan who’s had his heart constantly broken by the Knicks and Mets, Robert can be seen donning orange and blue attire all throughout the city. Under the moniker Robbie Fingers, he creates visuals from music videos, to short films with his partner, ManuallFocus.

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