Crazy Woman Burns The Skin Off Of Her Boyfriend’s Testicles While Running Him Over With A Car

Crazy Woman Burns The Skin Off Of Her Boyfriend’s Testicles While Running Him Over With A Car
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Crazy Woman Burns The Skin Off Of Her Boyfriend’s Testicles While Running Him Over With A Car

When you get into a relationship, you know there’s an inherent risk of dealing with a crazy woman, but this is a bit more than one can reasonably expect, as an Illinois woman burned the skin off her boyfriend’s testicles while running him over with a car.


Christine A. Meyers, 23, of the Chicago suburb Tinley Park, allegedly picked up her boyfriend from a bar on Friday night when the couple began arguing.

When they reached the house the share on South Ridgeland Avenue, the boyfriend got out of the car, walked in front of it, and splayed out on the ground.

Meyers responded by allegedly driving over him. 

Court records show that the boyfriend suffered severe burns on his chest and back from being run over, as well as burns that tore the skin off of his testicles.

The unnamed boyfriend will require surgery on his testicles. Ouch.

Attorney Tom Ost asked judge Adam Bourgeois Jr. to set bail at $6,000 which would require her to only post $600 to leave.

“Are you serious?” Bourgeois retorted. “You’re asking me to set a bond of $600 for driving over somebody? That is the charge.”

Then the judge set bail at $100,000.

“People argue every day, and they don’t resort to violence,” Bourgeois said.

This is why rule number one at Elite is no girlfriends. It’s for your own good.

Stephen Willard | Elite.

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