Delaware’s Toddler Fight Club Discovered and Shut Down

Delaware’s Toddler Fight Club Discovered and Shut Down
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In a shocking development, Delaware authorties have discovered an underground Fight Club similar to that of the 1999 hit movie starring Brad Pitt and Edward Norton.

Here’s the catch: the participants were not grown men looking to prove themselves, but rather toddlers thrown into the fray by their supposed caretakers.

19-year-old Tiana Harris, 21-year-old Estefania Myers and 47-year-old Lisa Parker of Dover’s Hands of Our Future daycare center were arrested on Monday after authorities received a cell phone video showing the women coaxing 3-year-olds into fighting each other.

The apparent rules of the Toddler Fight Club were

- No Pinching

- Only Punching

- No crying

The ironically named Hands of Our Future daycare center has since had its license revoked.

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