Drunk Man Attempts 74-Mile NYE Joy Ride With Stolen Golf Cart And Champagne

Drunk Man Attempts 74-Mile NYE Joy Ride With Stolen Golf Cart And Champagne
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Stealing a golf cart, five bottles of champagne, and attempting to go on a 74 mile joy ride with that golf cart is nothing short of legendary.

After a shitty round of golf, sometimes I think the only consolation to shooting a 105 would be to steal the golf cart and whip out of there at 18 MPH.

John Vishion, 46, is now sitting behind bars for this little stunt.

[Vishion] attempted to drive from Angels Camp to Citrus Heights, which is in the Sacramento area, the report said.

He reportedly drove 13 miles before he was stopped.

Vishon left the Trendwest Wyndham Resort in Angels Camp after an argument, the report said. Twenty minutes before midnight, Vishon allegedly spotted the golf cart in a garage, unplugged it, swiped five bottles of champagne and drove off, the report said.

He was arrested after reportedly getting lost during the drive.

Vishon was charged with “burglary, vehicle theft, possession of stolen property, grand theft and driving under the influence,” according to the report

The fact that this dude got 13 miles in a golf cart is pretty amazing. It’s like the really pretentious, waspy version of Hanukkah.

Wentworth Jones | Elite. 

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