Dumb Americans Rush To Buy Assault Rifles Following Massacre (Video)

Dumb Americans Rush To Buy Assault Rifles Following Massacre (Video)
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Some Americans will never learn. While some of us thought that the latest slaughtering of children has finally shown Americans that owning guns is a bad idea, it turns out that others think the exact opposite.

Gun sales are going through the roof because people believe that owning guns, like Assault Rifles, will soon be illegal. And, of course, every good American citizen needs to have an assault rifle… you know, for out kids to play with.

“We already have tons of customers because of Christmas, hunting season is peaking right now, and not to mention, the election,” says the owner of the largest independently owned gun shop in America, Larry Hyatt. “But this tragedy is pushing sales through the roof. It’s like putting gasoline on a fire.”

It is important to mention that this is where would-be Obama assassin Jerry Blanchard purchased his gun.

Crocket Keller, of Keller’s Riverside Gun store in Texas, commented on giving a discount to teachers that want to purchase conceal-carry permits in the state:

“As we do with veterans, I would offer them a discount. Our normal rate is $110.00, so I would give them a rate of $90.00. If they are teachers, we would be more than happy to do that.”

What is America’s response to the Sandy Hook Massacre? Putting more semiautomatic rifles on the streets.

Paul Hudson | Elite. 

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A young writer, philosopher, and entrepreneur, Paul Hudson has been writing for Elite Daily nearly since the start. Currently located in Manhattan, Paul Hudson primarily devotes his time between writing for Elite Daily and the two entrepreneurial endeavors he is currently pursuing: a mining company in Turkey and a video content platform called lilHub. He loves sharing his life experiences with his readers and makes sure to practice what he preaches.

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