Sean Levinson loves writing almost as much as he loves ranting about politics. Elite Daily lets him do both, and he couldn't be happier now that he's finally putting his years at SUNY New Paltz to good use. When he's not writing, Sean enjoys nature excursions, playing the guitar and the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Look for him on "Real Time with Bill Maher," where he regularly appears in his most precious fantasies.
A drunk couple tried to burn down an Oregon pizza shop after they were denied a pie for, you guessed it, being too drunk. According to Time, 32-year-old Matthew Bossard and Leticia Kagele (36), were in a drunken rage Monday night when employees of Whirled Pies in Eugene determined they were too intoxicated to be [...]
Two MIT students are compiling a library of GIFs to represent the entire spectrum of human emotion. GIFGIF will soon be able to provide you with a looping clip for every feeling a human being has ever experienced, Gizmodo reports. The team is chipping away at the catalog by asking visitors of the site to [...]
It’s that time of year again for college students: the time when they hit the gym twice a day/everyday, stop eating carbs and spend absurd amounts of their parents’ money on bathing suits they never actually intend on wearing. Well, the men of Pi Kappa Phi and women of Kappa Delta from the University of [...]
If you don’t understand that humans and other primates are related, this video should help debunk your doubts. This baby monkey, said to be in Kuwait, is caught sound asleep, clutching a pillow just like a human might. When awoken, the monkey looks disoriented and confused, struggling to open his eyes as he transitions from [...]
Three Sicilian amateur scientists launched a model cannoli into the stratosphere, capturing hilarious images of the dessert flying above the clouds. The Toronto Sun reports that the “Sicilian Space Program,” which costs roughly the equivalent of $485, had tremendous symbolic value as well as being a scientific accomplishment. “Sicily has always been a place of [...]
The Duke University freshman frat bro who exposed porn star Belle Knox has been outed as a paid subscriber to a porn site geared towards extreme oral sex. Creative Loathing reports that Mike Kulich, CEO of Monarchy Distribution, has published an open letter to disgraced Thomas Bagley, thanking him for his loyalty to FacialAbuse.com, which [...]
While it might be true that Leonardo DiCaprio has never won an Oscar, this four-time loser never ceases to entertain (both on screen and off) with his facial expressions. I thought he just might nab the Best Actor nod for his quaalude-warped look in the infamous “Wolf of Wall Street” country club scene, but his [...]
A British man suffered serious facial injuries at the hands of his neighbor’s cat, who allegedly attacked him because it didn’t like his aftershave. The Plymouth Herald reports that Plymouth’s Ian Olver (44) splashed on Hugo Boss’s Bottled Night on Saturday morning, a Christmas gift from his wife, Hayley (40). He then took a walk [...]
Seth Rogen is typically known for two things: comedy and weed. But yesterday he emerged as one of the faces for Alzheimer’s research. In a passionate, well-delivered speech, Rogen testified at a Senate Appropriations Subcommittee on Labor, Health, and Human Services hearing on Alzheimer’s Research. He describes the story of the first-time he met his [...]
Two years out of college and I have one thing that I’m proud of: graduating with accolades. That’s it. I’m not boasting about each exam grade. I’ve long forgotten my GPA and class ranking. I could care even less about all the A’s and B’s I’ve accumulated over the course of my education. Take it [...]
There is currently a working replica of a recent movie creation being sold online for $1 million that we are almost positive will be sold in the next few days. There’ve got to be at least 50 or so insanely rich guys who also love Batman, right? Besides Batman himself, of course. According to the [...]
Instead of staring out your window at all of the ice and snow, while hating on Mother Nature for it, you should figure out how to make it awesome. One Minnesota dad must have just earned himself an award by figuring out an awesome way to utilize the ice and snow. What did he do? [...]
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