Father Of The Year Goes To School To Find Out Who Is Banging His Daughter

Father Of The Year Goes To School To Find Out Who Is Banging His Daughter
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Michael Canaii, 35, visited his daughter’s high school swinging a heavy chain and padlock. Apparently his daughter had been misbehaving lately and he wanted to find the boy that was “fucking his daughter”.

“He was yelling and complaining that his daughter was smoking weed and not listening to him, and he wanted the school to do something about that,” said a law-enforcement official.

“A man was outside with a chain. He was saying, ‘Where is my daughter?’” said a student. “He was swinging the chain saying, ‘I’m going to f–k you all up.’ One guy said something sly, and he took off after the guy and ran into the school.”

Teens can be hard to deal with. But there was probably a better way to get your message across than embarrassing your daughter in front of her entire school. Then again, a little embarrassment can do one good.

Paul Hudson | Elite. 

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A young writer, philosopher, and entrepreneur, Paul Hudson (@MrPaulHudson) has been writing for Elite Daily nearly since the start. Currently located in Manhattan, Paul Hudson primarily devotes his time between writing for Elite Daily and a mining startup in Turkey. He loves sharing his life experiences with his readers and makes sure to practice what he preaches.

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