Florida Man Arrested For Calling 911 After His Cat Was Denied Entry Into Strip Club

Florida Man Arrested For Calling 911 After His Cat Was Denied Entry Into Strip Club
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Some people just really love their cats. On Tuesday, Everett Lages took his cat love to a new level when he brought his cat to Emerald City strip club in Murdock, FL. Lages was arrested for repeatedly calling 911 after the owner prohibited him from entering the strip club with his cat, according to a Charlotte County Sheriff’s press release.

When Emerald City’s owner told the 47-year-old man to leave, he sat down outside and called the cops.

When the police arrived, Lages appeared intoxicated, prompting authorities to call him a taxi.

Lages refused to tell the cab driver where he lived. Instead of going home, he kept calling 911 despite the police presence at the scene. Police then arrested Lages.

Lages was charged with misuse of the 911 system, disorderly intoxication, trespassing after warning, and resisting arrest without violence.

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