Girl Has Sex On School Bus, Elbows Boy In Testicles For Making Fun Of Her Queefs

A female high school student who was having sex in the back of a school bus elbowed a 13-year-old boy in the testicles because he laughed when he heard her queef during the act.

The bizarre sequence of events occurred last Friday at around 3 pm as the bus traveled through a town roughly 50 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

According to The Smoking Gun, the female student, now 18, was cited for harassment by trooper Brad Jordan, who didn't even need 60 words to report the hilarious encounter between the young woman and her victim.

"Both the victim and the accused were riding school bus,” wrote Jordan, who quickly turbocharged the narrative by adding, "The accused expelled wind from the vulva during coitus while at the back of the bus."

After the loud expulsion, the boy “began to laugh and chuckled at the accused for her actions,” reported Jordan. It was at this point when the girl “approached the victim and elbowed him in the testicles.

Accused was cited for harassment. ”The victim did not suffer any serious injuries. Even though he didn't use the word "queef," Jordan's report was met with concern by state police because the language was too explicit.

The Gun reports that Jordan was told to file a second report that completely left out why the girl assaulted the boy because, on this occasion, it had no real bearing on the case.

H/T: The Smoking Gun, Top Photo Credit: Getty Images