Greatest Nursing Home In The World Orders Hookers For Their Residents

Greatest Nursing Home In The World Orders Hookers For Their Residents
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A nursing home in the UK is the gnarliest nursing home there is, and if I’m ever forced into assisted living, I am taking a one-way ticket to England and staying at Chaseley Nursing Home.

The East Sussex nursing home does more than just make sure seniors get enough to eat and sleep, but they also make sure other needs are filled, as well.

The nursing home is under investigation for allegedly calling hookers for the residents, as apparently, old folks need some hanky panky, too.

The prostitutes — referred to as “sex surrogates” — meet with residents in a special room that’s marked with a red sock on the door handle.

Staff members check on the busy couple every 15 minutes, to make sure resident doesn’t get overzealous and experiences a heart attack.

“People have needs,” Chaseley manager Sue Wyatt says. “If we refused, we would not be delivering a holistic level of care.”

The residents are mostly disabled veterans, and they are said to pay for the prostitutes themselves. Do you want your war heroes to have miserable last days, or should they enjoy themselves as much as possible?

If the prostitution bothers people, then some nice, young ladies should volunteer to help the disabled veterans. Support your troops, right?

Hugh Everett | Elite.

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