His Wife Didn’t Want Maternity Photos, So He Snapped Some Of His Beer Belly Instead (Photos)

His Wife Didn’t Want Maternity Photos, So He Snapped Some Of His Beer Belly Instead (Photos)
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A pregnant woman is a vulnerable woman. Hormones are raging, skin is stretching, and a living, breathing, toe-nail growing person is rapidly developing inside an even more rapidly growing stomach.

Pregnancy is simultaneously one of the most beautiful and frightening things known to the human race. How does an actual person emerge from a woman’s vagina? How? It’s a true miracle.

What better way to celebrate miracles than with a series of beautiful maternity photos, right? Well, this man’s wife didn’t agree. So, her husband took some of himself instead.

And let me tell you: I bet these pictures are way, way better than ones his wife could have produced.

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