His Wife Didn’t Want Maternity Photos, So He Snapped Some Of His Beer Belly Instead (Photos)

His Wife Didn’t Want Maternity Photos, So He Snapped Some Of His Beer Belly Instead (Photos)
World
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

A pregnant woman is a vulnerable woman. Hormones are raging, skin is stretching, and a living, breathing, toe-nail growing person is rapidly developing inside an even more rapidly growing stomach.

Pregnancy is simultaneously one of the most beautiful and frightening things known to the human race. How does an actual person emerge from a woman’s vagina? How? It’s a true miracle.

What better way to celebrate miracles than with a series of beautiful maternity photos, right? Well, this man’s wife didn’t agree. So, her husband took some of himself instead.

And let me tell you: I bet these pictures are way, way better than ones his wife could have produced.

os5sf4J

4HaRxXQ

mE2mVGQ

ZbH66qt

30dHcNY

V8FXgvy

CC6TCjK

M0xEAUz

22pSdi5

p3Y8kCz

Photos Courtesy: Imgur

Share Tweet
React
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Alexia LaFata

Alexia is a Writer for Elite Daily and one of the most inquisitive people you will ever meet. Currently a senior at Boston College, Alexia is really bad at movies (except documentaries because she obsessively watches those), controlling her portion sizes, being appropriately affectionate towards animals, tweeting, and hiding her feelings. She's a classic ENFJ who was once described as "painfully enthusiastic" -- and is still mulling over it. You can e-mail her at alafata@elitedaily.com or check out more of her writing at http://alexialafata.com. Or do both.

More In World

World Emily Arata

Girl Bullied For Donating Hair Gets Heartwarming Support From Internet

Jetta Fosberg, 10, never thought hair would be the key to getting through middle school. Several months ago, the girl from Dayton, Ohio made the difficult decision to donate 14 inches of her hair to Wigs For Kids, a charity that provides wigs for cancer’s youngest fighters. But, when Jetta came back to school, proud […]

World Gillian Fuller

Cat Gets Put On A Life-Saving IV Drip Of Half A Liter Of Vodka

Vodka is such a lifesaver sometimes. No, but seriously, vodka saved a kitty’s life. After some horrible, disgusting humans doused the cat, named Missey, in antifreeze, her owners rushed her to the veterinarian. According to vets, antifreeze is extremely toxic to animals’ kidneys, but alcohol — specifically vodka because of its high ethanol content — serves […]

Also On Elite

Envision

Photographer Captures Portraits Of People Obsessed With Their Smartphones

Let’s face it, everyone’s obsessed with smartphones and it’s not OK. If you take a moment to observe how many people around you are looking at their phones, no matter where you are, you’ll probably scare yourself. These bright, backlit screens that illuminate people’s faces are the same screens killing off the act of conversation […]

Dating

Apparently Sexting Is The New First Base And Childhoods Are Forever Ruined

It’s Vanessa Hudgens’ fault. While we can’t say for certain that Vanessa’s racy pics to then-boyfriend Zac Efron (who later sent the pics to costar Corbin Bleu… and the rest of the world) were the catalyst for the nation-sweeping sexting epidemic, we can say she was the first person we can remember laying it all […]

World

This Woman Pretended To Have Cancer To Steal Money From Her Friends

Danielle Watson’s fake cancer turned out to be more costly than the real version would have been. Watson, 24, faces six counts of fraud for pretending to have cervical cancer and using the kindness of others to reap a lavish complimentary wedding. Defense attorney Rebecca Blain told the jury that Watson’s choices have isolated her from […]

Motivation

7 Reasons Why You Should Never Pretend To Be Someone You’re Not

We can be anything we want to be, but we can’t be anyone we want to be. You can be a scientist, a chef, a dancer, an entrepreneur, a writer, an artist, an astronaut, a president, but you have no choice but to be yourself. Rather, you have no other wise choice than to be yourself. […]

Life

I Am The Girl Who Married Myself And I Have A Pretty Good Reason Why

“Jessica, you may be addicted to love,” said my therapist on a gloomy San Francisco afternoon, interrupting my sobbing over another heartbreak. “Wait, you mean with that Florence and The Machine song?” I laughed nervously, staring at the knockoff Persian carpet, looking to escape in its dense garden. My therapist gently assured me: You are seeking the […]

Entertainment

The Love Of Lennon: Happy Birthday To The Late Beatle

Love is the answer, and you know that for sure. Love is a flower, you’ve got to let it grow. John Lennon was one of the greatest musicians of all time. He was a lover, a writer, a humanitarian and a beautiful human being. Today, Mr. Lennon would have been 74 years old, and if still […]