New iPhone App Allows Girls To Stalk Guys Like Never Before

New iPhone App Allows Girls To Stalk Guys Like Never Before
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New iPhone App Allows Girls To Stalk Guys Like Never Before

Men’s worst nightmare… Yes, there’s an app for that. The last thing that any man wants is for his one-night-stand to tell all her girlfriends about her experience.

Sure, you may be one hell of a performer, but no girl needs to find out you like to finish with a bit of forehead target practice- at least not until the time cums.

Well, now all the women that you sleep with and abandon in the morning will be able to let all the other females in the world know that you didn’t even bother to make breakfast. All thanks to LuLu. LuLu is the new iPhone app that allows women to rate just about every aspect of that night from 1-10.

This information then becomes available to everyone that checks your LuLu profile. Couldn’t get it up? Not packing much heat? Sloppy kisser? All shall be known. No- you don’t make a LuLu profile, it will be made for you after you are rated.

The worst part is, it’s 100% females only so you won’t be able to check out the site yourself. Unless, of course, you are a genius and create another Facebook profile that has you listed as a female. But you would never think of that.

Paul Hudson | Elite. 

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