Here Is A List Of The Top Pornos Downloaded In The Vatican

Here Is A List Of The Top Pornos Downloaded In The Vatican
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TorrentFreak has somehow got a hold of the Bittorrent files downloaded by IP addresses in Vatican City so we can see what kind of adult videos they are watching inside the home of the holiest men in the world.

Remember folks, the Bible doesn’t say there’s anything wrong with watching porn. It does, however, say that it’s wrong to masturbate.

God almighty, can you imagine watching porn and not being able to stroke the salami in the process!?!? Now that is downright torturous.

Then again, those boys at the Vatican have been known to occasionally break some pretty strict rules when the moment strikes.

That being said, you can probably tell which downloads on the following list are of the X-rated genre.

And by the way, Fleshbot was able to determine that the “WA” in the first file on the list indeed stands for “whipped ass.”

Sean Levinson | Elite. 

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Sean Levinson loves writing almost as much as he loves ranting about politics. Elite Daily lets him do both, and he couldn't be happier now that he's finally putting his years at SUNY New Paltz to good use. When he's not writing, Sean enjoys nature excursions, playing the guitar and the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Look for him on "Real Time with Bill Maher," where he regularly appears in his most precious fantasies.

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