A rock was seen smoking cigarettes in China, and no, Dwayne Johnson was not overseas puffing away.
A man owns the rock, which inexplicably smokes cigarettes, and can finish one in under five minutes.
The proud owner of the rock is Luo Yuanshui, from Longyan in southeast China’s Fujian Province.
While a lit cigarette burns down in six minutes, the rock mysteriously sheds a minute off that time.
How the rock was discovered to possess such a talent can only be assumed, but we’re blaming either boredom or drug use for the man figuring this one out.
Hugh Everett | Elite.